As The World Revolves Around Barry

It's Your Wednesday Night Parody Commentary Edition

I've been known to write a parody, or two, or three, or more, and since Mr. Barry Bonds is close to surpassing Hank Aaron's record, I thought I'd share a parody I wrote last year on him. In fact, this parody could be for every athlete out there who is or is thinking of using steroids to cheat the game he plays. I really haven't shared my parodies with anyone or on this blog, and most of them are sports related, they're just not Kentucky-related, which is why I normally don't post such things on this blog, however, since it is a very, very slow period for this blog, I decided to post the video of the actual song the following parody is making fun of. Enjoy. It's subjectively opinionated.



Sugar HGH

Inject that sugar in my butt
I'm gonna, gimme gimme some of that Human Growth Hormone
Sweet sweet, mother mother, it turns me on, want more of it

And leave me some of that miracle juice, pour it,
Right here to the tip of my mug, hold it,
Right there, cuz baby, if I like it you know I'll spike it
If you're willing to do a favor for me
With directions, two needles, and hand cream
The best thing is the way I swing
And the rest is just a league that is drug free
Normally I seek the truth cuz,
The smaller the berry, the more it's juiced cuz,
Historic records and egg yolk drinkin'
When it's the right time they the best for beatin'
Southern boys don't say more when they lie after takin' steroids
So if you rang the door, it's paid for
I believe you got a package for me that I came for!

Inject that sugar in my butt
I'm gonna, gimme gimme some of that Human Growth Hormone
Sweet sweet, mother mother, it turns me on, want more of it

Inject that sugar in my butt butt
Yippee yippee what what?
Goodie goodie gum drops, poppin' em my lunch box
Now watch me hit a home run!
Haters hate my stats stacked
I turn around and they call me scumbag
Met a woman next door with a blog on me
Said she wanted to get me in the sack jack!
It was lust at first sight
And you wouldn't believe the things that she did to me
And my size was just right!
Cuz she wanted a man with a small tiny little wee wee
So she did me around the world twice!
And I yelled her name from the Cubans to the Japanese
So I hit that all night!
So put the bubbles in the tub with H-G-H in me!

Inject that sugar in my butt
I'm gonna, gimme gimme some of that Human Growth Hormone
Sweet sweet, mother mother, it turns me on, want more of it

Sweetie my diet is so impeccable
So nutritious and undetectable
All I need is a rich lawyer
And some guy bloggin' to discount all you heard
And there's no need to celebrate
Just give me some time and I'll fake my way
Can I call you when I'm there?
Cuz then you would go woo-hoo to taste my Lucky Charms!
One box outta hit the spot
And the prize inside ain't worth alot
So by bed time don't get pissed off
You might croak in there if I show it too much, but
Honey, why you cryin' and packin' your clothes
Cuz if you keep quiet no one has to know
That the best part of this deep slugger
Is a protein shake before I break a record!

Inject that sugar in my butt
I'm gonna, gimme gimme some of that Human Growth Hormone
Sweet sweet, mother mother, it turns me on, want more of it

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