Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Keenan Burton Is Gonna Give A Hurton!

Definition, Hurton:

To simply run excellent routes and out run your cover man down the field for scoring range position while playing for the Kentucky Wildcats football program, preferably scoring six as you're leaving your opponent left behind you in the dust while you decide on which dance to do while soaking in the pleasure of hearing Big Blue Nation cheer you on louder than a busted muffler on an 1985 Rabbit.

Derived from: Keenan Burton, a Kentucky Wildcats wide receiver who is likely to be the best at his position in the SEC, a first-round NFL Draft pick, and an unknown play maker the nation will soon witness in 2007.

Rhymes with: Burton, Keenan's last name obviously
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He'll run you down, pass you around, then take a look back and you won't be found!

Seriously though, Burton just might be among three offensive starters who has the ability this year to be in the Heisman mix: Burton, Woodson, and Little (and I wouldn't underestimate Tamme's ability either). Either way, what I'm trying to say is … Kentucky's offense is stacked for 07 if you haven't been keeping up. They could be the best offense in the SEC this year, but I say that cautiously until they hand Florida a butt-whooping like they so richly deserve.

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